Madonna’s bro Christopher Ciccone has revealed some thing bizarre about actress Demi Moore.

Christopher says,” We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. The one part that’s not in the book is that she was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.

“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me, ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’ and I said, ‘How the f**k would I know?

“It was hysterical. There are no pictures of it but it actually happened. The lawyers didn’t think it was wise for me to print that - so there’s your juicy titbit!”

Well that is really hysterical. Wonder what the mother of three daughters has to say about this.

Actor, Ashton Kutcher has revealed that he doesn’t remember his wedding date and often misses out on his anniversaries.

The What Happens in Vegas star says, “I’m not good with dates. It takes me 20 minutes to remember my anniversary.”

Ashton, is currently busy with his production company Katalyst in producing the family game show ‘Opportunity Knocks’ and his involvement in the reality show has forced him to think that how much he knows about wife Demi and stepdaughters.

He says, “I got into the process of thinking, ‘How well do you know your family?’ If somebody came and asked me what kind of perfume my wife wears every single day, could I tell you that answer?

“I started playing with that idea with my family and with my girls, birthdays and anniversaries. Just who is Tallulah’s favorite band? We would play for two bucks at the dinner table and we all had a blast with it.”

Ashton is also confident that Demi would dominate the show if she appears on it as she has a great memory.

He adds, “She would be a genius. I think my wife would dominate this show.”

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore exchanged wedding vows on September 24th 2005.

Well if you want to hear me saying it again, here I go: Demi Moore and Katie Holmes are fighting for T…T… well not about ‘T’ but ‘R’ - roles in the film NINE! Yep Nine is a film based on the 1963 movie 81/2 (read eight and a half).But one wonders why media has to say that they are actually fighting for the roles. Infact, they both have auditioned for the film, one as a wife the Protagonist and the other as the other woman.

It will be interesting to see if these ladies actually get a role at all, as some say Renee Zellwegger and Catherine Zeta-Jones have already bagged the role!

But if one follows the story of 81/2, then Demi and Katie make a compelling woman and a half!

Sorry folks, I have to be the carrier of such a news. Demi Moore, who created a new wave in on screen love making scenes with ‘Ghost’ and ‘Indecent Proposal’ will do no more sex scenes.Some say, she is too bloated and is hiding, or some say, she is preggers, or  some say Aston Kutcher and her daughters want her away. But in the end all Demi says is, “I just feel discomfort (kissing on screen) and I don’t know if it’s just from being so madly in love”.

Well…sorry all you folks…I had to be the carrier of such a message!

It is once again news of Bruce Willis on the block (blog as well!) Talking to a magazine Bruce Willis said, “During some very dark hours [Will] talked to me about it. He said, ‘Dude, you’ve got to do whatever it takes to get the kids and all the spouses or the girlfriends together. You’ve got to show your kids it’s OK”.Interesting huh! Now Bruce is so comfortable with Ashton that he actually holidays with Demi and Ashton. I’m not sure what went around with the two guys, but can it be actually possible that Demi is so irresistible that they have no hard feeling about each other…? It is interesting to think about.

What’s this why is there so much news about Bruce and Demi together? Is Demi going back to Bruce…well God knows..but this time the news is Bruce and Demi are trying to advise their daughters - on alcoholism.Hah…the together preachy but separated by divorce parents are eating the brains of Rumur(18), Scout (15), and Tallula(13). But then Rumur is said to have been in and out of quite a few clubs already. Is Demi looking at it…???

They were the talk of the town as long as they were together. And they are still talk of the town even though separate. But it seems that when Bruce Willis turned up for the MTV Awards this year, he was following a great plan.He looked younger and relaxed. He was wearing a Hawaii shirt, and there was no other reason why he was there. Well any thoughts behind it guys. People say that Demi Moore is behind this plan of selling Mr. Willis especially before his new release “Live Free or Die Hard”.

Will it work? Well, but it sure might not be working well with Ashton Kutcher!

If someone has three daughters of explicable age and beautiful then perhaps they should follow what Bruce Willis does for his and Moore three daughters’ boyfriends: “I’m not hard at all. I just tell them I want to meet them - that’s the only thing I ask for. I just give them that look, that little look. “I always put one of them in charge. If they bring a little group of guys over to the house to have a pool party or whatever, I just say, ‘Dude, what’s your name?’ and he says, ‘Uh, Cinjun.’ I say, ‘Cinjun, you’re in charge. If anything happens to one of my daughters I’m coming to you first, and then I’m going to kill all your friends right in front of you, and you’ll be last.’ “My relationship with my daughters is a lot more upfront than that, and what we’ve done, as parents, is to try and send the girls out in the world with as much information about what those 16 and 18-year-old boys are thinking, and hopefully that’ll keep them safe.”

Demi Moore, gorgeous over-aged wife of Ashton Kutcher, who is famous for making extreme effort to hang onto youth, is rumored to have her knees lifted. And fortunately her efforts have paid off pretty well… she looks quite young… I hope she doesnt plan to mummify her flesh in band aids after this hahaha.

She was recently snapped with her young husband and younger daughter Tallulah. But I wonder why Tallulah was dressed well beyond her years wearing a backless, halterneck, sequinned slip, with very high heels and plenty of make-up and could have easily passed for early 20s.

Check this out folks… an obvious case of sour grapes. Brittany Murphy, Ashton Kutcher’s girl-friend before Demi Moore stepped into his life… had broken-up with Kutcher in the year 2003… and she seemed obviously displeased when Ashton Kutcher showed interest in more successful, much more beautiful and sexy Demi Moore who was older than he.

She commented on Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore relationship on the David Letterman show saying,

“I suppose the crux of their relationship basically means to him that age doesn’t matter and to her that size doesn’t matter. Good going for him, I suppose.”

When the shocked audience erupted into laughter, Brittany backtracked hysterically, insisting,

“Kidding, I’m just kidding, he was always a huge Bruce Willis fan. Oh Lord yes, of course I’m teasing.” She added, “They’re great and he’s great. Just not for me. I’m sorry.”

Doesn’t that look like a case of sour grapes